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Jokes about Petrol Prices  (from India)

History (for this Black Day) will say:

When the government was robbing the country,

The Indians were busy in watching IPL (!)


New Greetings:

May your happiness increase like Petrol Price,

May your sorrow fall like Indian Rupee, and

May your joy fill your heart like corruption in India…!!!


Congress is fulfilling its promise, when they said: GDP will rise this year.

The only thing we forgot to ask him its full form:

G= Gas & Gold

D= Diesel & Dollar

P= Petrol & Penny


Pleasure & Pain come at the same price: Rs.80/- for a Beer Bottle OR 1 Litre Petrol.

Decision is yours… झूमलो, याघूमलो.!!!


All Girls’ Dream come True!

All Girls’ Dream Boys will come on horse!

All thanks to the Petrol Price Hike!


Dear Father-in-Law,

I deeply regret taking a Car in dowry.

Please take your Daughter or Car back…

I cannot afford both.


Now Tata Nano’s fuel cost will be more than its EMI per month! 

Soon, Rupee will be SENIOR CITIZEN (above Rs.60 per US Dollar);

Petrol has already become VERY SENIOR CITIZEN in Bangalore (Rs.81 per litre) !!!


Finally it has happened…

After decades,

Beer is now cheaper than petrol !!!

Now, there will be new slogan: JUST DRINK; DON’T DRIVE !!!


Expensive petrol will help solve the problem of traffic jams!


Drink and drive should not be a problem now.

After all, how many will be able to afford alcohol and petrol on the same day?


We have the world’s cheapest car and the world’s costliest petrol. रिकॉर्डबनगया!!!


Sign board at Petrol pump: Buy Petrol worth Rs. 20,000 and get a TATA nano absolutely free.

(scheme for आमआदमी  Now he can get car with petrol! )



Man at Petrol Pump: Full tank करदो…

Attendant: Sir, PAN Card की copy दो…

Man: What? Why? How?

Attendant: Sir, it’s a HIGH VALUE TRANSACTION !!!


Petrol price hiked by Rs.7.50 per litre…

औरकरोसंता-बंताके jokes!

देखा, सरदारका revenge..!!


Harbhajan to Dhoni: हमतोजानबूझकेमैचहारेहै… पताहैकीजीतनेवालीटीमको Volkswagon मिलनेवालीहै, औरवो petrol कीहै…!!!


Amitabh Bachchan has decided to take all his payments in Dollars…




Dharmendra’s new dialogue:

… kutte kaminey  main तेरीगड्डीकापेट्रोल पी जाऊंगा…


Beti: Mom, He is JUST A FRIEND!

Mom: हमनेदुनियादेखिहै, बेटी… 2 लीटरपेट्रोलजलाकेघरआनेवालाकभी JUST FRIEND नहींहोता…


Petrol Pump Attendant: कितनेकाडालूँ?

Grahak: 50 ML गाडीपेस्प्रेकरदेभाई, आगलगानीहै…


Dear Rupee,



~तुम्हारा Dollar


रामचंद्रकहेगएसियासे, ऐसाकलयुगआएगा,

कारकैशपेलेगाहरकोई, पेट्रोललोनसेभरवाएगा…!!

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An engineer who evolved to become a corporate executive, evolved again to become a self made businessman , and then again to become an education activist and finally someone with a passion to make a difference in the lives of Indians with interest in Africa.

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